Waterfall Wassail

A deceptively sweet drink that brings frequent interruptions

Ingrédients:

  • Dandelion root (powerful diuretic) - 2 tablespoons, dried
  • Juniper berries (increased flow) - 1 tablespoon
  • Hibiscus flowers (urinary stimulant) - 2 tablespoons, dried
  • Watermelon juice (hydration overload) - 2 cups, fresh
  • Green tea (caffeine) - 2 teaspoons, loose leaf
  • Parsley (kidney stimulation) - 1/4 cup, fresh, chopped
  • Cucumber (water retention elimination) - 1/2, sliced
  • Honey (deceptive sweetness) - 3 tablespoons
  • Lemon (acidification) - 1, juiced
  • Ice cubes - 2 cups

Préparation Rituelle:

  1. Brew during a flowing water moon phase
  2. Steep herbs while visualizing running water
  3. Add juice while naming your target
  4. Stir in a spiral pattern
  5. Chill with ice in the shape of your enemy
  6. Serve in a large vessel with innocent smile
  7. Ensure they drink it all for maximum effect

Instructions Culinaires Détaillées:

  1. Begin your preparation during a flowing water moon phase (waxing to full moon) when fluid energies are strongest.
  2. In a large heat-resistant glass pitcher, combine the dried dandelion root, juniper berries, and hibiscus flowers.
  3. Bring 2 cups of water to a boil, then remove from heat and add the green tea leaves. Let steep for 2 minutes.
  4. Pour the hot tea over the dried herbs in the pitcher. Cover and let steep for 15 minutes while visualizing flowing water, streams, or waterfalls.
  5. Strain the liquid through a fine-mesh strainer into a clean pitcher, pressing on the herbs to extract all liquid.
  6. Add the fresh watermelon juice to the herbal infusion while silently naming your target three times.
  7. Add the chopped parsley and cucumber slices to the mixture.
  8. Stir in the honey and lemon juice, mixing in a spiral pattern from the outside in, to draw your target into the effect.
  9. Cover the pitcher and refrigerate for at least 2 hours to allow the flavors and energies to meld.
  10. Before serving, strain out the parsley and cucumber.
  11. Fill a large glass with ice cubes. If possible, use an ice tray that allows you to create a symbolic shape representing your enemy.
  12. Pour the chilled wassail over the ice, filling the glass completely.
  13. Serve with a pleasant smile and encourage your target to drink it all, perhaps suggesting it's a special health tonic you've prepared just for them.
  14. For maximum effect, ensure they consume at least 16 ounces. The effects will begin within 20-30 minutes and may last for several hours, depending on how much they drink.

Effets:

Contains powerful natural diuretics that dramatically increase urinary frequency and volume. The combination creates an urgent and uncontrollable need that will disrupt any activity or meeting.

⚠️ Warning

This recipe causes extreme diuretic effects that can lead to dehydration. For revenge purposes only - do not consume if you are not the target.

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